“Everything Made of Copper Melts into Air”

You can’t compromise with Ruschian Disinfolklore. You cannot make a deal with it. It’s a shape-shifting beast. A troll. A bogey. A ghost. It’s an agile designation meaning this in Disinfolklore today, but that in Disinfolklore tomorrow. People make the mistake of thinking they’re dealing with something solid. That they can negotiate with an elf. Yet, in Disinfolklore everything that’s apparently made of solid copper, melts into air.

Source: Disinfolklore (10)

This is what Tool 1 reveals: Disinfolklore’s characters are not real people or real proposals. They are shape-shifters. The moment you try to engage with them as though they are solid, they dissolve. “Identifying markers running through it like the way a fluorescent dye identifies artificial DNA inserts.”

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